“british tv is SO MUCH BETTER THAN AMERICAN TV it’s so much more sophisticated”
(via reinyan0510)
An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes.
(via shisue)
(Source: awakensage, via rae-chuu)
there’s a sort of terminal between timelines, and two time-travellers’ paths cross- both of whom repeat and redo and trap themselves in a hell of their own choosing in order to bring happiness to their beloved.
and when their god is in their heaven, everything is all right in the world.
(via nearly-normal)
procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
(via hungarian)

